We went to the park last week. While there my 4 year old had a great idea. He was going to get on this little plastic motorcycle and then ride it down the slide. At first I got him to send the motorcycle by itself to test it out…of course it landed perfectly at the bottom, but as an experienced person who gets injured in weird ways I knew it still wasn’t good. That’s why I volunteered to go first… after this the 4 year old no longer wanted to try it out.

in the words of Murdoch…I’m too old for this s***